Advantages Of Being A Woman – Az előnyei annak, hogy nő vagy
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up (tönkretenni) our computers.
3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin (manó) & gorgeous (fantasztikus). Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies (csapat). Male groupies are stalkers (prostituált).
5. We can cry and get off (megúszni) speeding (gyorshajtás) fines.
6. We’ve never lusted (vágyakozni) after a cartoon character (képregényhős) or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in (beváltani) on the life insurance (életbiztosítás).
9. We don’t look like a frog in a blender (turmixgép) when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies … (you get the point – értitek).
11. We can hug (ölelkezni) our friends without wondering if she thinks we’re gay (homoszexuális).
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.
13. New lipstick (rúzs) gives us a whole new lease on life (teljesen újjáéled).
14. It’s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don’t have to fart (szellenteni) to amuse (lenyűgöz) ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt (fenék).
18. If we have a zit (pattanás), we know how to conceal (elrejteni) it.
19. We never have to reach down (lenyúlni) every so often to make sure our privates (nemi szerv) are still there.
20. If we’re dumb (néma), some people will find it cute (édes).
21. We don’t have to memorize (betanulni) Caddyshack or Fletch (két amerikai film neve) to fit in (beilleszkedni).
22. We have the ability (képesség)to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex (ellenkező nem) without having to picture (elképzelni) them naked (pucér).
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won’t think we’re weird (furcsa) if we ask whether there’s spinach (spenót) in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We’ll never regret (megbánni) piercing (kilyukasztani) our ears.
28. We can fully assess (értékelni) a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark (rúzsfolt).
30. We have enough sense (érzék) to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
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